The Blog of Genele Streitz
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Clint Eastwood photographed skateboarding in Rome by Elio Sorci, 1965.

dailyjhutch:

Josh Hutcherson Defends Jennifer Lawrence After Nude Photo Leak

Thanks facebook for notifying me that another one of my friends is in a relationship. Really rubbing in the fact that I’m alone.

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

shikarius:

Dad’s gotten 1000% better talking about periods since we started using Shark Week euphemisms:

"Ah, it’s Shark Week?" = "Ah, you started your period?"

"Harpoons on deck?" = "Do you have enough pads/tampons/etc?"

"Chum stocks are holding?" = "Do you need chocolate/midol?"

"Supplies are low cap’n" = "Yes, please."

"What kind (of shark) is it?" = "How do you feel?"

  • "It’s a Nurse Shark" = "I’m fine/not bad"
  • "GREAT WHITE OFF THE STARBOARD BOW" = "FUCKING OW"

i feel like you would appreciate this thecoldmedicine